Hello everyone!
We're currently in Luang Prabang, Laos - a gorgeous city with a great
laid-back atmosphere (like all of Laos seemingly). The entire city is
a Unesco World Heritage site and it's no wonder. Unfortunately the
road to wonder is full of pain and hardship. Ground travel in Laos is
shockingly slow...when things go right.
But first back to Vientiene - where we stayed for five nights to
recuperate from the "drug bus" border run. For a national capital,
it's fairly sleepy but there certainly are some highlights. One was a
great bike ride where we discovered that you don't have to get very far
off the largest national highway (which is easily bikeable...four lanes
at it's widest) to get to truly rural Laos. Amongst the other great
sites in Vientiene, I thought it important to get back to my chemical
engineering roots and visit the Beer Lao Brewery to pay homage and get
a plant tour. It seemed like a good idea at the time - trusting my
memory of where the plant was (I STILL know I read it was on Highway
13) and a tourist map that turned out to not really be to scale (or
even directionally correct). After biking for about 15km on very old
bikes, Deanna had the inspired idea to actually stop at a store and
look at the bottling address on the beer can - and of course we were on
the wrong road. So using the trusty map, we decided that if we could
just "cut through" we'd save ourselves a lot of backtracking. So off
we went - past rice paddies, naked kids playing in a ditch, small ban
(villages) with bemused locals looking at the foreigners riding bikes
and waving. And on we went - asking for directions using the Lonely
Planet guidebook phrases "I want springrolls!", trying sign language,
biking in the general direction given and hoping the direction giver
would yell across the fields if we went the wrong way. And on we went
- pointing to the map (which caused no end of confusion as at this
point, we weren't ON the map anymore), or saying "Beer Lao, Beer Lao"
and being told that they don't sell Beer Lao there. And finally - we
found ourselves being told that we were approximately 50km away from
our destination. Discouraged, we biked in the direction we were told
(to go back to Vientiene) and discovered ourselves on Highway 13 about
a half km from where we had originally turned off for our "shortcut".
Ugh. The next day, we hired a tuk-tuk to drive us to the Beer Lao
factory where we took a bunch of pictures in the bottling plant and
enjoyed a free sample of the product. The moral of the story is to
enjoy the journey not just the destination but the true moral is to
never walk or ride to where you can just drive. In an bizarre
coincidence, did I mention that I've actually gained weight on this
trip?
After Vientiene, we took a trip to Vang Vieng (a backpacker's paradise
with tons of great restaurants where you can kick back, enjoy a beer
(or other stuff), and watch pretty much any movie in existence or
Friends...the world seems to love Friends) and then to Phonsavan to see
the enigmatic Plain of Jars. Nobody knows the exact nature of these
jars - the current theory is that they're ancient funeral relics - but
what really stuck with me was how we had to stick to the paths because
there is so many unexploded bombs from the US's Secret War during the
Vietnam era. There's actually markers on the Plain of Jars sites...if
you walk to the inside of the markers (the side of the markers painted
white) that area has been swept with metal/bomb detectors. If you walk
outside (the red area of the markers) then only visual methods have
been used to "detect" the explosives. Being a very poor student of
history, I knew nothing of the covert operation to bomb Laos (breaking
all international codes on waging war), using US military - who "quit"
the military, gave up dogtags, and even used fake names - to fly
missions into Laos to drop bombs on the Ho Chi Minh trail. Anyway -
the stat that sticks in my head is that more bombs were dropped on Laos
than on Nazi Germany during WWII. And we technically weren't even
fighting in Laos. Between the different jar sites, we actually stopped
at a house in a village and were asked to stay for lunch and try their
noodles (the entire village makes noodles). Pretty amazing hospitality
considering the guide had never met the family before that day. Our
host (an elderly gentlemen who had been the village chief before he
"retired") was extremely gracious - offering us several rounds of rice
whisky (Lao-Lao), and also telling us (through the translator) about
how the entire village lived in caves during the worst bombing years
and worked their fields at night to eat. And still - no bad feelings
towards America - it never ceases to amaze me. The Lao people that we
have met have been very genuine and friendly.
From Phonsavan, we wanted to catch the bus to Sam Neua and Vieng Xai -
where the Pathet Lao (Lao communists) hid out in caves during the
bombing. We bought our bus tickets at 7am and were told the bus was
leaving at 8am. At 8am (with Deanna checking several times during the
interim to make sure we weren't missing our bus), we were told the "bus
had come and gone" which wasn't true because even some locals had
"missed the bus". It just didn't come that day. We instead got onto
another "sangthaew"...basically the back of a covered pick-up truck
with benches down both sides in back. It's a big truck - but not that
comfortable with 33 people jammed in with everything they can carry or
feel like bringing to the market (20 is actually the "comfortable
amount"). I alternately fought off the nausea (I haven't been carsick
since I was 12 but the seats are sideways and it was hot) and tried to
provide a comfortable resting surface for the women next to me as she
had fallen asleep against my arm as I grasped the ceiling balance bar.
This continued for 6 hours. At that point, we rolled into our
connecting stop where it turned out that the driver hadn't waited.
So...our one English speaking Lao friend suggested we wait on the side
of the road for passing buses/trucks/cars that might want to give us a
ride. He found one...three hours later, we had not. So we stayed in a
pretty horrid guesthouse (as Deanna says "like camping...but inside!")
where I think we both got bed-bug bites. Anyway, the next day we took
the sangthaew to Sam Neua...this time at a more comfortable 30 people
packed in...for another 5 hours.
When we finally got to Vieng Xai, I was amazed by the natural beauty of
the entire area - extremely hilly with amazing valleys and natural
splendor. The caves were great - there is one that is said to have
housed up to three thousand people...it's huge...and many of the caves
(especially of the leaders) have a true internal stucture...bathrooms,
bedrooms, walls, and even emergency rooms with oxygen generators in
case of chemical attack. Kaysone - the Pathet Lao leader - and his
cabinet actually lived in caves for NINE YEARS before the US stopped
bombing. That's amazing to me. I only lived in my craphole apartments
for four years in college...okay five to be technically correct.
As I am tired of hearing myself talk about bus rides, I will give the
abbreviated version of our trip from Sam Neua to Nong Khiew (on the way
to Luang Prabang). The journey is about 200km and is supposed to take
9 hours. 5 flat tires later we arrived...20 hours after we left.
There were two people in the aisle in each row and we were WAY
overloaded with baggage as well. The Hmong boy next to me was throwing
up the entire way except when he was sleeping on my shoulder, the women
behind me threw up several times, at one point a women sitting in the
aisle had to make a dash to the window to throw up. I don't think the
Lao people (especially the ethnic minorities in small towns) get to
ride in a car that often...and it showed. We stayed at a place (after
waking up the proprietor at 4:30am) that made me wish for a tent inside
the room.
From Nong Khiew, we took a beautiful river journey to Luang Prabang.
No mishaps. And for the record (in case my accounts don't fairly
portray the trip) I am still loving being here.
Take care everyone -
Michael
www.ofoto.com (login: mdchiang@gmail.com pass: offandaway)
Deanna's blog: www.offandaway.blogspot.com
PS> Posted more Vietnam photos...I found a fast connection and ALL the
photos should be up by week's end.